I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Couch. On fire.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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