i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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