There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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