Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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