I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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