what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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