I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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