pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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