there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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