I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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