Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I think my moral compass just broke
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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