I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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