did you get engaged???
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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