I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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