He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
dude. I can hear the air.
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