i think i have two assholes
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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