We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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