somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.