Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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