whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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