One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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