i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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