I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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