is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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