Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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