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what?
penguin condom
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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