How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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