I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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