Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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