does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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