How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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