Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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