i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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