Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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