Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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