So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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