it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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