so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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