worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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