I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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