How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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