one two three fourrrrnication!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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