i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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