Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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