maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
