She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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