So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So many bounce houses so little time
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
