Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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