Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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