Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
grandma shit on top of the toilet
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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