Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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