Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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