Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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