he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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