I just made out with a guy for $7.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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